2011-06-25 [Alexi Ice]: Could you please remove my name? Thanks.

2011-06-26 [Mortified Penguin]: ...no!

2011-06-26 [Alexi Ice]: Your comment is a little late, someone removed it for me.

2011-06-26 [Mortified Penguin]: ...

...I said no!!

2011-06-26 [Alexi Ice]: Evil laugh?

2011-06-26 [Mortified Penguin]: *girlish giggle*

2011-06-26 [Layre]: @[Alexi Ice], you think because you treat Jay like shit your better than him? Think again. He doesn't want your support anyway.

2011-07-17 Mystin: Hey remaining watchers, as you may well know I have decided to leave this site as a memory of the past and with that said, I just wanted to thank you all for everything, the good and the bad, happy and sad. I keep this memory forever of a place I once loved, tarnished by politics and greed. I will soon forget it as I move forward and never look back because my reign was well served and I hold those thoughts in my heart, forever.

2011-07-18 Everyone: Mystin, go away... You didn't leave this... you can't change it because you are banned.

Please leave forever

2011-07-18 Mystin: One cannot speak for all.

2011-07-18 [Mortified Penguin]: But One can rule them all. And in the darkness bind them.

2011-07-18 Mystin: Yeah, Idk how to respond to that =P

2011-07-18 [~Crimson Angel~]: Mort, did you steal that from The Lord of the Rings?

2011-07-18 [Mortified Penguin]: 'Steal' is such a violent and negative word. I prefer to think of it as 'raping the intellectual property of a dead guy' instead. It has a nice, quaint Ring to it.

2011-07-18 [~Crimson Angel~]: Riiight...

2011-07-18 Everyone Else: Still wanting you to go away

2011-07-19 Mystin: FUCK! everyone else.

2011-07-21 [~Crimson Angel~]: I know 'Everyone Else' doesn't like Mystin, but there's no reason to be rude.

2011-07-21 [XxTsomexX]: I'm wondering how those comments are even coming up. Mystin is a banned member.

2011-07-21 [~Crimson Angel~]: This wiki probably let's everyone even non members comment.

2011-07-21 Mystin: Fuck you, [@88645]. I don't give a shit what you think, bitch. I hate everybody here now. You're all assholes.

2011-07-21 [XxTsomexX]: That makes you just as bad as us Mystin. Get your head out of your butt and learn some manners.

2011-07-21 [~Crimson Angel~]: Hey, I wasn't being mean to you, I don't know who the person is that says they're everyone else cause I don't want you to leave.

2011-07-21 Spirit of Mystin: *floats in from [Bob's Diner@wiki]* Karma, Mystin! Karma . . . patience, young padawaan! Remember that even you (or we?) potentially and embryonically have better political leadership skills than any US president since Ronald Reagan (though Clinton gets a free pass because he didn't inhale and came all over Moanica Blewinsky's dress). Do not burn your bridges, Mystin! Remember this always, even as you apply your mascara, slash your wrists and tighten the dildo you've stuck up your wazoo with your pants zipped up over it.

Remember . . . REEEEEEEMEMMMMMBERRRRRRRR! *makes a weird flailing spooky spirit motion like Yogurt in "Spaceballs"*

2011-07-21 [XxTsomexX]: I love that reference "Spirit of Mystin".

2011-07-21 [djxmonster]: Hey, I just realized that I CANNOT be banned from THIS wiki! :p

2011-07-21 [XxTsomexX]: Yay!!

2011-07-22 [Mortified Penguin]: Figured it was okay to experiment with this wiki.

2011-07-22 [djxmonster]: I declare it so :p

2011-07-23 Mystin: LOL I didn't even write that!!!

2011-07-23 Mystin: BTW I love the new look!!! :-) & Luke you're a fail so who cares?! WE CAN ALL BE UNHAPPY TOGETHER!!!

2011-07-23 Mystin: Btw, I don't have to do anything. Every time I leave, people ask me to come back so don't talk to me about "manners".

2011-07-23 [XxTsomexX]: People asking you to come back has nothing to do with manners. People may like you, but you're still a dick, and a moron.

2011-07-23 Mystin: Wow I didn't know calling someone a dick or a moron was good way to get on crew, if so you'll be great!!

2011-07-24 [XxTsomexX]: I don't care if I get on crew or not actually, I thought it would be fun to try. Actually, I do have a nasty temper and a foul mouth, so maybe crew wouldn't be best for me. Who knows, at least I know my faults and admit them, do you?

2011-07-24 Mystin: Yeah, your a dumb bitch. Satisfied?

2011-07-24 [Mortified Penguin]: Is knowing your faults and admitting them a good thing though? At least with not knowing your faults, you have a good excuse for not working on them.

2011-07-24 Mystin: <img:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/Virtuous1/mystin.png>

2011-07-24 [djxmonster]: Lol, I love that 'Mystin' now agrees that he's an asshole and a wannabe

2011-07-24 Spirit of Mystin: *gazes at Mystin's departing banned ass, powered by flaming self-important farts*

That twink was our last hope . . . *gives Yoda a gag*

2011-07-24 Mystin: I already killed you in bob's diner spirit!!! lol

The most awesome asshole you'll ever meet =P

2011-07-24 [XxTsomexX]: Right, I'm a bitch. Okay :) Thanks for pointing out something I already know. And how are you even still talking on here if you're banned?

2011-07-24 Mystin: The crew is watching me to see if they should unban me or not...basically, not that it's any of your business.

2011-07-24 [XxTsomexX]: Okay, doesn't matter to me. I was just wondering about it is all, because I thought banned members couldn't type on wikis. Just curiousity, no need to get all up in a bunch.

2011-07-24 [Mortified Penguin]: Why not? Bananas do it. And they are delicious.

2011-07-24 [XxTsomexX]: Yes, I agree Mort, that bananas are delicious at least.

2011-07-25 [djxmonster]: "He" is posting because this page is editable by non-logged in members.... anyone can post. The crew isn't watching at all... and IF they are, I don't think they're going to think "Gee, we should unban this guy because he's sooo nice"

2011-07-25 Mystin: *points at the last author* They are and they are just waiting for me to calm down you clown because I did get centipede right after my ban and they realize my potential is greater than anyone else who has applied for crew.

2011-07-25 [Mortified Penguin]: Yeah!

My potential is crap compared to his. I'm basically garbage. *climbs into a trashcan*... *tosses Grover out into the street*... This is MY trashcan! MINE!

2011-07-25 Mystin: *whispers "liar!"* Your so overqualified & you know it know it bro! <3<3<3

2011-07-25 [Paul Doyle]: How does a person kill the spirit of himself or herself, and then live on minus the spirit? Just saying . . . mull that over, beeeeotch.

2011-07-25 Mystin: You can't kill the spirit of a phoenix. ^_^

2011-07-25 Spirit of Mystin: Shut your mouth, my son. And you thought I was dead! I am you, you are me, and when you rise from the ashes I'm still hanging around. You might as well call the Exorcist, because I lurk as you lurk. You could learn a lot from a ghost. Just ask Luke Skywalker.

2011-07-25 Mystin: Get the FUCK off of my wiki, k? thanks! :-) Sorry council, but really? Do I need to be attacked on my own wiki? NOPE.

2011-07-25 [djxmonster]: Don't like it? Send a report.... oh wait... your banned. Also, how are you being 'attacked'?

2011-07-25 [Paul Doyle]: Who is this "Spirit of Mystin", anyway?

2011-07-25 Mystin: Spirit of Mystin is Alexi Ice and I'm being attacked by a loser named Luke who's retired because he sucked monkey nuts. I have absolutely zero respect for you or anything you have done for Elftown.

2011-07-25 [Paul Doyle]: [Alexi Ice] is a busy person. What makes you think this "Spirit of Mystin" is her? I doubt she has the spare time for all of that.

2011-07-25 Mystin: I know it's her, no one else is dumb enough to waste their time that way!

2011-07-25 [Paul Doyle]: Why don't you have any more suspects? Why is this all on her and Luke? See, this is the line of reasoning that leads to the infamous ET conspiracy theories. It's like saying [Sunrose] singlehandedly destroyed Elftown, or that [Hedda] who seems to be an especially busy person between work, Heddate sites, Swedish hat girls and Lilo, likes to keep spyware/malware/keylog tabs on people he frankly doesn't give a rat's ass about.

2011-07-25 Mystin: Are you telling me I should suspect you?

2011-07-25 [Paul Doyle]: No, I'm just amused you're so bent out of shape over what two people may or may not be doing. On bob's diner I believe you did write these alternate personas are you? I'm just stunned. Like watching a train wreck, really.

2011-07-25 [Paul Doyle]: 21:49:44 (89min ago) [Paul Doyle]: How do we know all these people who aren't logged on, aren't the same person? xD
How do we know all these people who aren't logged on, aren't the same person? xD

22:21:02 (58min ago) Mystin: I'm the real Mystin, obviously. All of these Mystin ghosts and spirits are just the incredibly more annoying parts of my personna coming here to harass you decent people who haven't been douchey enough to be banned. :P

2011-07-25 Mystin: If you look at the style of text and sentence structure, it's fairly easy to tell who the majority of the Mystin's are. There are three, by the way (not including me) and [@64936] isn't one of them... *eats ramen*...

2011-07-26 Mystin: I DIDN'T WRITE THAT YOU IDENTITY STEALER!!!

2011-07-26 [Paul Doyle]: O_____________o

2011-07-26 Mystin: *kicks [@11046] in the face* GTFO of my wiki...PLEASE.

2011-07-26 [Paul Doyle]: That's totally out of character, since the well-known Mystin wouldn't pretend to do bodily harm to anyone except himself. There's no way for sure of knowing if this is the "real" Mystin or not, since the "real" Mystin has been banned. Hell, for all we know this could be another clone of [Tuquah] assuming the name of Mystin. my point? If you're banned and generally hated by 99% of Elftown, maybe you should comment from outside ET with extreme caution? Now that the whole "Mystin"/"Spirit of mystin"/"j@y" saga has become a complete and utter joke, expect more and more people to keep the joke going, until a time comes when not-logged-in users are unable to comment anymore.

I think I've made my point, and really have nothing else to say. The damage has been done. So I will respect the spirit of "Mystin" (even if it's not Mystin at all) and move along . . . unless of course someone addresses me.

2011-07-26 Mystin: lolllllllllllllllllllll lamb la lamb!

2011-07-27 Mystin: *crawls through mystin for crew like the centipede he is* YES!!!

2011-07-28 [djxmonster]: I think sammie should take a pic with her 'fiance', both holding up signs with their usernames.... that way we would know if it's real

2011-07-28 Mystin: Why the hell are you posting your trolling on my wiki?

2011-07-28 [Mortified Penguin]: I could ask you the very same question. It wouldn't make a lot of sense, but I could still do it.

2011-07-28 Mystin: Fuck everyone. I now give permission for this wiki to be removed/destroyed

2011-07-28 Spirit of Mystin: But . . . but . . . you aren't the real Mystin! *glows like a spiritual mofo*

2011-07-29 RealMystin: Do not take down my wiki because I will be back and I put a lot of work into it. Seriously, don't.

2011-07-30 J@Y/Mystin/Spirit of Mystin/douchebag: Seriously guys..... Don't.... *whines* Guyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyssssss don't..... i've been long banned and i just can't let go of this shit hole and you shitty people.... i have to keep coming back and being a douchebag... wahhhhh... don't touch my hair, i work hard on my hair! i mean my wiki.... my crew wiki... i know i'm banned but a guy can still have dreams right? all i want is to work on the crew with the people i constantly call assholes... wahhh









Seriuosly, dude. You mad, bro?

2011-07-30 [Araglas]: What in the world is going on?

2011-07-30 [Linderel]: Idiocy, that's what.

2011-07-30 [Araglas]: I've been absent for the last month. Do you know what happened to Mystin and whats going on?

2011-07-30 [XxTsomexX]: Exactly what [Linderel] said, idiocy.

2011-07-30 Mystin: I am the real mystin and I've had ENOUGH. I'm done. Jern, ask Aryn for my contact info. Peace.

2011-07-30 [Paul Doyle]: Sometimes ignorance is bliss . . . unless you like a cheap laugh, of course. xD

2011-07-30 [Paul Doyle]: There now seems to be at least THREE Spirits of Mystin, by the way. I have a good guess who's the original "Spirit of Mystin" (you know, the Obi-Wan Kenobi wannabe) might be, but in the interest of ratcheting down the drama quotient, I won't bother speculating in public. 

Who is the real one? :P

2011-07-30 [Paul Doyle]: Well, shit. I contradicted my comment about not commenting here again! :O

*moves along*

2011-07-31 [Araglas]: I'm still lost...but I don't want to cause trouble.

2011-07-31 Mystin: Yay it worked, now I don't have to deal with the nonsense.

2011-08-01 [djxmonster]: In an effort to stifle the trolls, I am hereby removing all wikis that pertain to sammie/mystin from my watch list.
I invite all to do the same.

2011-08-01 [Mortified Penguin]: What about Bob's Diner, Elftown's official sammie/mystin hub?!

2011-08-02 Mystin: Only an idiot would stop watching bob's diner.

2011-08-02 [Mortified Penguin]: *coughAlexiIcecough*

2011-08-02 [Mortified Penguin]: Sorry, I have an oddly specific cough.

2011-08-02 Mystin: *hands mort a coughdrop*

2011-08-03 Mystin: Hey everyone, hope all is well lovelies <3 Jay!

2011-08-06 TMZ: First we brought you the first Casey Anthony photos and now we have late breaking news that Mystin may be coming back to Elftown in Mid-October under a new IP address. More information as it becomes avaliable. I have taken this statement from him: "If I do return I won't be visible to council/guards because I will be laying low and I will not display any graphics that could allegedly have been Mystin or participate in any contest, not right away anyway". We will keep you posted!

2011-08-06 [Nioniel]: Luckily, you're posting this here, where Crew and Guards can read it and be expecting something like that. :P

Derp.

2011-08-07 TMZ: Update: Mystin has released this official statement, which will be followed up by a YouTube video in the future. "TMZ, do you seriously think I would want to come back to a community that treated me like dirt and never once took me seriously? I put time, effort and dedication into my graphics, stories and art work...and for what? To be banned for harassment when and array of that is happening all the time in messages between the crew and normal member's. I am sorry, but I have class and I'm not going to stay or return to a place that doesn't honor my work, time and dedication. I made a fatal mistake by misrepresenting myself in pictures, but that is all. I have never mistreated anyone ill unless they antagonized the situation. One more thing, I don't anyone from Elftown on my YouTube because that's my place to get away. If I have a video I want you to see, you'll hear it from me first. I'm not going to come back and hide because me being banned was a kayfabe basically because this community lost a valuable person and I know they want to bring me back. I'm sorry, you won't get the opportunity to use for graphics and kick me to the curb again. I'm sorry, you simply won't".

2011-08-07 [Mortified Penguin]: So, made any references to Bob's Diner in any recent videos?

2011-08-07 Mystin: LOL I haven't made any yet, but rest assure when I do...I will definitely advertise your lovely diner.

2011-08-07 MystinforCrew: <img:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/Virtuous1/etresponse.png>

2011-08-08 Mystin: With that said, I leave my future in your hands. As of today, I'm relieving my duties of "trolling" as they say. I'll check back around Mid-February. Have a nice life everyone! <3 Jay!

2011-08-08 [Lord Josmar]: As I said on Bob's Diner see you tomorrow.

2011-08-10 OfficialMystin: http://youtu.be/Ja5ueH6g_4Y

2011-08-10 [Lord Josmar]: As I predicted. You couldnt stay away. Also, I thought you didn't want anyone on Elftown watching your videos.

2011-08-11 Mystin: LOL...whatever Jos!

2011-08-12 [Eyonic]: hehe funnyness!

2011-08-12 OfficialMystin: Guards/I would kindly ask that you remove this wiki from Elftown. If you have any comments or questions please contact me directly at: mystin1@gmail.com

Thanks [@58061]

2011-08-12 [Eyonic]: You could remove it yourself >.> =edit and erase it all

2011-08-12 [Lord Josmar]: He's banned so...no he can't.

2011-08-12 [Mortified Penguin]: It's editable by not logged in users, so he could if he wanted to.

2011-08-13 [Eyonic]: ^ he being lazyface

2011-08-13 OfficialMystin: I have updated this wiki to express any question about my departure.
<img:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/Virtuous1/finale.png>

2011-09-27 [Lord Josmar]: Why am I still watching this?

2011-09-27 OfficialMystin: Because your awesome.

2011-10-01 Mystin: Hope everyone is having an awesome weekend! ^_^

2011-10-03 mystik: aryn you playin again

2011-10-03 Mystin: On Elftown it's Jay, get it right! =P